Hollywood Purity Ball

One of the enjoyable things about living in Hollywood is that there really are lots of talented people doing all sorts of wacky crap.

Thank goodness.

Friends of ours pulled together a mock Hell House a couple of years ago. A Hell House is one of those Christian sideshow places where they set up rooms that depict, live, how you will suffer in hell if you do things like get an abortion, have premarital sex, do drugs, have gay sex etc. It was quite something, with fake flying guts, people roasting in hell, all kinds of sinners being tortured by Satan. You name it. (Isn’t it great that you actually have to capitalize the S in Satan for it to be spelled correctly?) Hollywood Hell House We were involved with this for a bit but then we kind of fell through the cracks and missed being in it because of time constraints, scheduling.

However, this time around, the commitment is much smaller and the concept much easier to produce. So Adam, my Recognized-by-the-State-of-California-Domestic-Partner, and I are going to be in the funny, nerdy, no-soul all-white choir doing a pop medley about the importance of keeping your virginity as part of the evenings scripted shenanigans. The gist: if you are a girl, you really must pledge your intact hymen to your Daddy until the day you get married.

If you want to check out this event, buy some tickets at the link below. We’ll be performing just one night, September 15. A guest star like Bill Maher will most likely be there, performing live. If not him, someone like him.

It’s all tongue in cheek. (Better than tongue in vagina?)

Purity. Ball.

Hollywood Purity Ball