Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Why Doesn't Anyone Believe Me?

Giuiliani was running for Vice President all along.

He saw Cheney’s unchecked power and has been, “Gimme some of that good shit,” from the get-go.

He never tried, really. He wants the #2 position.

The fascist really did decrease crime in New York City. And he made it safe for The Lion King and Banana Republic. He is awful. But, I think he has a better sense of humor than Cheney. Plus, he’ll do drag when called upon.

No matter. It is impossible to believe that a Republican ticket could take the white house. Even if the Los Angeles Times prints the ugliest, most unflattering pictures of Hillary Clinton since the beginning of papyrus.

I hate The LA Times. I must cancel, ASAP.

2 comments:

Rebecca Waring said...

The LA Times used to be such a fresh, sparky paper. How can a democracy stand without a free and independent press? I feel scared.

Anonymous said...

all the pictures of hilary have her looking crazy!