With the exception of little Rhode Island, one can go anywhere, as a gay person, in all of New England (and Iowa) and get married. How nice for us!
New Hampshire: Live Free or Die.
New Hampshire is an interesting state. It is loaded with real old timey Republicans. State’s rights, don’t tread on me, libertarian-almost-sort of, Republicans. Republicans that I can even understand!
Ah, the Gay Rights Movement is on the march.
New York State is next.
Then New Jersey.
Then, let me guess:
Maryland will be after that.
Then Washington State.
Oregon.
California.
Nevada.
New Mexico.
BIG PAUSE
Delaware
Rhode Island
2012
Obama’s Reelection.
Minnesota
Wisconsin
2014
Repeal of Defense of Marriage Act.
2015
Civil War.
2016
Hillary Clinton is elected President, first woman and first widow. War continues.
2017
Fuck it, we let the South go... and let them take the lower Midwest and Rocky Mountain States with them.
2018
Refugee Camps. Ideological Relocation.
2020
Balance and Sanity after much murder and mayhem.
And all because some people just can’t stand the idea of two penises or two vaginas rubbing together…
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