Tuesday, January 18, 2005

What Producers Are Looking For

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Dear Steve,

Every day is another day of sleeping with someone else in order to get any of my work produced.

It’s exhausting. This one likes a sling, that one is into dominating... It’s hard to keep them all straight, so I have a little book where I record preferences... However, I’m thinking of getting out of the business and getting into something more honest...like prostitution.

But I think I’ll do it in Holland where the government will give me free pills if and when I contract Chlamydia. Nasty, disease, bringing a whole new meaning to the phrase, “Chlam sauce.”

We all do what we must...during this time of decreasing interest in art.

Yours in pragmatism,

Don

1 comment:

Jane said...

hehehe...