Tuesday, January 18, 2005

What Producers Are Looking For

Dear Steve,

Every day is another day of sleeping with someone else in order to get any of my work produced.

It’s exhausting. This one likes a sling, that one is into dominating... It’s hard to keep them all straight, so I have a little book where I record preferences... However, I’m thinking of getting out of the business and getting into something more honest...like prostitution.

But I think I’ll do it in Holland where the government will give me free pills if and when I contract Chlamydia. Nasty, disease, bringing a whole new meaning to the phrase, “Chlam sauce.”

We all do what we must...during this time of decreasing interest in art.

Yours in pragmatism,


1 comment:

Jane said...