Tuesday, December 13, 2005

I Kid You Not

I could not have made this up:

After being in therapy for a few months in order to "get back in balance," I have run out of things to talk about. Hard to believe, but true.

While hunting through my brain for anything to fill the time, I started bringing up the tiniest issue about my sex life.

My therapist nodded off.

3 comments:

Mr. H.K. said...

I would have snuck out the door without paying for the session...

Seriously.

When they woke up they could have wondered why their balance sheet wasn't balanced...

Cheers,

Mr. H.K.
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RebeccaW said...

I wholeheartedly agree with Mr. H.K. The last therapist I saw was arguing with me once about how I handled an interaction with my family. I told her that perhaps her family was different than mine, to which she replied, "Clearly". I never went back. Spend your money on something fun.

HelenBach said...

How did it make you feel (italicized) when your therapist nodded off?