To the Right

1. Using the Constitution as if it’s the Bible is as foolish as using the Bible as if it’s the Bible.

2. Things evolve. We can choose collective health care because we are a democracy. Democracies choose new things all the time.

3. We gay people ARE after your children. We want to convert them. First, because young people are so damn tasty (especially yours, all white and shiny and scared). Second, we are on an earth saving quest to destroy all population growth so it is in our mission statement to homosexualize everyone we can get our hands on. (Don't you wish there was a ;) after this one? There isn't.)

4. I hope you get your way and economically destroy this country entirely. It will pave the road to Socialism. Keep signing pledges, dig in your heels, and wave the flags of unbending faith and righteousness. You are speaking to a minority, you know that? Yank on each other until you crash from exhaustion. We’ll be here setting things up, all Canada and France-like, neat and clean and functioning just fine upon your waking from your self-induced nightmare of delusional extremism.

5. To the ones who are running this Rightie Cabal: You remind me of very entitled people from Brazil. You seem to want this country to become the Brazil of 1977, with its intense divide between the rich and the poor. You are Brazil nuts.