Ten Ideas for May 10

1. Karl Rove is Mr. Potato Head.
2. Benedryl cures jet lag taken one hour before you want to be asleep.
3. Gas mileage needs to be a thing of the past.
4. I don’t understand why I don’t have a dog or a dog door.
5. Why, Annie, again?
6. Salient Soderbergh gives his State of Cinema Talk here: http://www.deadline.com/2013/04/steven-soderbergh-state-of-cinema-address/
7. The worst part about getting older is getting older.
8. We keep watching SMASH. So cliché. The show and the watchers.
9. I stepped in shit in the park. I was happy the soles of my shoes were almost flat.
10. Europe is post-religious and sort of Socialist. More please.