I decided, since winter is coming, that I needed to join the gym, again.
I hate the gym. They play rap music. The machines are dirty. I wonder if there is staph in the ducts.
But, the rain will come and I won't be able to do five mile walks outside. And the family-friends plan means I only have to pay nineteen bucks each month. Nothing really. One visit and a one Yoga class a month, I'm even.
But this is the thing---there's all these televisions playing videos. Now, I do recognize some of the girls---Lindsey and Jennifer. But man--they aren't kidding. It really is all about sex.
Not that I'm a prude. But like, if everyone is showing their stomach and wearing colorful dancer bras--doesn't it get a little dull?
I have to say, I've never been into soft porn. And, I'm really not into it in public. But ultimately, I guess these girls (and boys) really want to shake their shit and people really want to watch it.
Wild. I find it so dull. I would rather watch polka dancing. In fact, tonight I did. Our good friend Bradford gets high and watches Lawrence Welk. He has them all Tivoed. Friends, if you get a chance, you just have to. It's hilarious. And I wasn't even high. So joyful. And all that accordion music!
Ah. The innocence.
2 comments:
OMG... I spent 6 months watching Welk reruns every Saturday Night a year or two ago...
And it would be just the perfect thing to propel me out into the bars to get drunk and wild...
Something about all those older Republicans in the seventies... I knew them all, and today I find them all too depressing to watch...
I see why your friend gets stoned to watch it...
I find it depressing too - I wonder why? I think it has something to do with sitting in someone's living room and watching it as a child. But the Britney's and the Christina's make me mad. Especially when I see young girls wearing those slut clothes and thinking it's pretty. Wow. Now I sound like a Republican.
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