Allergic Gay Men are Green

Let’s face it. Who’s greener than a gay man with allergies?

Our carbon footprint, over time, is almost indiscernible, since we do not breed.

We are also the sensors for air quality, sneezing and curling into exhaustion, like pill bugs, as soon as the dry pollution whittles away at our nasal passages.

Worship us for keeping down the population.
Use us as weather stations.
We are gay. We are green.
We support the cause.