Oh My Piggies!

Look that Swine Flu right in its pig slit of an eye and simply say, “I WILL HAVE NONE OF YOU!”

Also…it wouldn’t hurt to wash your hands.

Ever since I have become a big ol’ hand washer, I almost never get sick.

Whenever I come in from dealing with the public, shaking hands, or sitting on a plane…I simply wash those hands of mine.

Of course, it could all just be the placebo effect that saves me. No matter! I’ll take a placebo anytime!

But back to this flu. You know, I remember when SARS was in its big outbreak. We were on our way to France. Passengers at LAX were wearing masks. I was nervous, but I didn’t think I’d actually get a touch of SARS.

The hype of this piggish disease, this swine flu, this what-can-you-do-swine-flu, this porky inconvenience, it’s right up there with the West Nile Virus and the Avian Flu. Quack Quack.

I am celebrating the financial and medical fracturing of our earth by accepting the idea that we are all one…and we are all affected by the misdeeds of men and pigs.