Friday, July 03, 2009

Like War, Crime is Boring: Public Enemies

While eating with my good cousins at The Grove—an outdoor fake-town mall in Los Angeles, we looked up at the marquis of the movie theatre across the way and a scowling Johnny Depp beckoned, so we decided to go see—Public Enemies.

Let’s keep this simple:

Mortgage funds for all involved.

Beautifully shot.

Bad sound.

Almost every single man in the movie has pale skin and chestnut hair, so, you figure that out.

Lots of on-the-lam stuff, a few bank robberies, no suspense.

Fine acting, surely.

Cameos by lots of actors you like. You get the sense that they didn’t know they were cameos and were shot a whole lot more and then chopped out of the movie.

The thing slogs on for hours on end.

Have fun.

3 comments:

the last noel said...

I was wondering about this movie. Thanks for deciding the coin toss. I'm not THAT into the Deppster.

Todd HellsKitchen said...

Sounds like "made for tv"

John B said...

Thank you.

For some reason, I have zero interest in this one, and that's weird considering the positives - Marion Cotillard being foremost. Can it be that one gets tired of gangsters? I certainly am.

I already saw Ben Johnson as Melvin Purvis; you can't beat him. Also - Warren Oates was Dillinger: brutal, effective, and yet, flawed, weak, not admirable. Remember Cloris Leachman was already the 'Lady in Red'.

I guess my point is that its been done. To death.