Sometimes you just need the long form birth certificate and the game is over.
“I know that there’s going to be a segment of people for which, no matter what we put out, this issue will not be put to rest,” Mr. Obama said. “But I’m speaking to the vast majority of the American people, as well as to the press. We do not have time for this kind of silliness.”
Obama, 2012. I'd bet my next baby on it.