May your Easters, Passovers, Full Moons, Tulip Worshiping Days be full of color and surprising shenanigans.
I, for one, am not eating peeps nor waiting around for Easter Bunnies. Though we are going to a Seder where the dress code is "barnyard animal attire."
Thank goodness I have a closet full of moo-moos.
May Christ rise over your house and drop a bucket of money on it.
And remember: though there are a myriad of belief systems, they all boil down to one thing: Brisket.
Except for the Islamic Peoples. But that could change.