Tuesday, April 24, 2007

DELIVER US UNITER!

When is someone going to show up to be the Uniter?

Like Jesus, without all the donkeys?

If someone would just declare themselves "The Uniter"
Maybe all this violent bullshit would stop.

The Uniter has a very difficult job to do, but do it (s)he must.

The goal? To get four major religions together, plus the atheists---and call it a day.

What an amazing pan-community the earth will be! Living in harmony!

The Five groups (tribes), in combination, will make a grand post-post modern civilization. Joy will rule the land, sea and air. All important aspects of human endeavor and psychology will be taken care of.

The Uniter will ensure the new paradigm of the new world order by uniting these five groups, for good.

THE UNITER’S FIVE GROUP COMPOSITION:

The Atheists will bring the material clarity.
The Jews will bring the intellectual inquiry.
The Christians will bring the brotherly love.
The Buddhists will bring the peace of mind.
The Muslims will bring the hummus.


It is going to beautiful. Why, I’d even go to war for it, kill anyone who won’t join!

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