Friday, August 31, 2007

Guydaho Meet Guyowa

So many people mix up the I states. Eventually, one understands that the one that matters most is Illinois. Indiana is often forgotten. Then, there’s the endless confusion of the geographical locations of Idaho and Iowa. So many people switch them, or just lump them together as “Somewhere out there”. But today, they have a little something in common: Guys on Guys. For real.

Larry Craig. What is most annoying is how up in arms people are about some old guy wanting a beej in a bathroom. It was a sting operation. Someone wanted to hurt the guy for being gayish. Nasty world. There are men all over creation (or at least in the Macy’s bathroom in Herald Square) who hook up in bathrooms and either get their business taken care of right there, or head off to some other bathroom where there are fewer onlookers. One of the perks of being gay is quick and easy hookups. Jealous cops.

Robert Hanson. Heartening, and just in on Yahoo:
A county judge struck down Iowa's decade-old gay marriage ban as unconstitutional Thursday and ordered local officials to process marriage licenses for six gay couples. Gay couples from anywhere in Iowa could apply for a marriage license from Polk County under Judge Robert Hanson's ruling.

Way to go Iowa. Of course, appeals will happen. Idaho could learn a little something from Iowa. Nevertheless, guess what, I states? You are loaded with homosexuals. Time to relax about it, enjoy it even, get married, or go fuck in a toilet for goodness' sake.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

someone else pointed out the irony that the same week this family values campaigner was caught soliciting sex in a bathroom, conservative gay blogger Andrew Sullivan was getting married. So, if you are keeping score at home, being in the closet and having sex in bathrooms promotes marriage, but actually getting married destroys the institution.

And before we judge Larry to harshly, if straight guys could have sex with you by tapping on stall floors, we would never leave the bathroom.

Todd HellsKitchen said...

Whatever happened to Entrapment being illegal??