Thursday, February 23, 2012

No Surprise

Maryland, thank you.

A fine state you are in.

Santorum…you are the candidate so many people deserve.

Women on the Right:  Thank you for noticing. Ricky is a madman who wants control over your sex organs. Keep waking up.

As Israel keeps building in the West Bank: Who will out-baby the other side? The Orthodox Jews or the Palestinians?  I imagine impregnations within one month of giving birth. A population war. The ultimate cannon, controlled by men: The birth canal.

The end of February often feels like spring. February has a horrible reputation. But really, it is January--the cruelest month.

Bullets Over Broadway is the perfect source material for a Broadway musical.

I never have rice pudding in the house.

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