A fine state you are in.
Santorum…you are the candidate so many people deserve.
Women on the Right: Thank you for noticing. Ricky is a madman who wants control over your sex organs. Keep waking up.
Israel keeps building in the West Bank: Who will out-baby the other side? The Orthodox Jews or the Palestinians? I imagine impregnations within one month of giving birth. A population war. The ultimate cannon, controlled by men: The birth canal.
The end of February often feels like spring. February has a horrible reputation. But really, it is January--the cruelest month.
Bullets Over Broadway is the perfect source material for a Broadway musical.
I never have rice pudding in the house.