Think of it This Way

Okay right wing people of New Hampshire and beyond, who want to take away marriage rights from gay people…

You just think it’s wrong, like it’s all new and all wrong and all scary so you preach tradition.

And tradition is against same sexes together.

But:

Think of men together as a conservative old timey thing. Like Rome. And Greece.

I know how you love the past. You just have to go further back.

Corinthian columns. Togas. Young men with muscles. Surely, you can see the appeal?