If you are a homophobe in the NFL, do yourself a favor, and leave.
If you are a woman in
India, do yourself a favor, leave.
I’m not kidding.
If you are afraid of the new home and vehicle sharing/renewable energy economy, get a time machine and leave.
If you are against the right for a woman to control her own body, leave immediately.
If you are racist, why don’t you leave?
If you are an anti-Semite, let me introduce you to my best friends on earth, and then, please leave.
If you hate free education for all and Obamacare (which is going to become a single payer system one day, let’s face it), please leave.
If you want cheap cotton t-shirts and chemical filled hamburgers at ridiculously low prices at the expense of legal slavery and a destroyed planet, please go to Venus. Leave now.
If your opinion is to make the government small enough to drown it in the bathtub, please take a shower, and then leave.
If all you believe in is competition and shake at night in fear that someone is going to break into your house and steal your golden goose, take your bird and leave.
Just leave. You hate it all so much? You think gay marriage is causing planetary collapse? You can’t stand the thought of paying for an old black lady’s mammogram? You think women are property? You want what you want and you want it now and you don’t want that freedom fucked with? Go find a place where you can go be that.
If you hate change because it might lead to a lesser material advantage for you, leave immediately.
Go. Leave. Leave us alone. You miserable lunatics.
Yes…that is how I really feel.
And, you are welcome for my share.