Monday, January 11, 2010

Foxy

Another Great Reason to NOT watch Fox News.

Sarah Palin

Some faves:

1. "As Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where– where do they go? It's Alaska. It's just right over the border." --Sarah Palin, explaining why Alaska's proximity to Russia gives her foreign policy experience, interview with CBS's Katie Couric, Sept. 24, 2008

2. "The America I know and love is not one in which my parents or my baby with Down Syndrome will have to stand in front of Obama's 'death panel' so his bureaucrats can decide, based on a subjective judgment of their 'level of productivity in society,' whether they are worthy of health care. Such a system is downright evil." –-Sarah Palin, in a message posted on Facebook about Obama's health care plan, Aug. 7, 2009

3. "All of 'em, any of 'em that have been in front of me over all these years." --Sarah Palin, unable to name a single newspaper or magazine she reads, interview with Katie Couric, CBS News, Oct. 1, 2008

4. "Well, let's see. There's ― of course in the great history of America there have been rulings that there's never going to be absolute consensus by every American, and there are those issues, again, like Roe v. Wade, where I believe are best held on a state level and addressed there. So, you know, going through the history of America, there would be others but ―" --Sarah Palin, unable to name a Supreme Court decision she disagreed with other than Roe vs. Wade, interview with Katie Couric, CBS News, Oct. 1, 2008

5. "We believe that the best of America is not all in Washington, D.C. ... We believe that the best of America is in these small towns that we get to visit, and in these wonderful little pockets of what I call the real America, being here with all of you hard working very patriotic, um, very, um, pro-America areas of this great nation." --Sarah Palin, speaking at a fundraiser in Greensoboro, N.C., Oct. 16, 2008

6. "[T]hey're in charge of the U.S. Senate so if they want to they can really get in there with the senators and make a lot of good policy changes that will make life better for Brandon and his family and his classroom." --Sarah Palin, getting the vice president’s constitutional role wrong after being asked by a third grader what the vice president does, interview with NBC affiliate KUSA in Colorado, Oct. 21, 2008

7. "Who calls a shot like that? Who makes a decision like that? It's a disturbing trend." –Sarah Palin, pushing a conspiracy theory that "In God We Trust" had been moved to the edge of coins by the Obama administration (the change was made by the Bush administration in 2007 and was later reversed by Congress, before Obama took office), West Allis, Wisconsin, Nov. 6, 2009

8. "Ohh, good, thank you, yes." --Sarah Palin, after a notorious Canadian prank caller complimented her on the documentary about her life, Hustler's "Nailin Palin," Nov. 1, 2008

9. "They are also building schools for the Afghan children so that there is hope and opportunity in our neighboring country of Afghanistan." --Sarah Palin, speaking at a fundraiser in San Francisco, Oct. 5, 2008

10. "I think on a national level your Department of Law there in the White House would look at some of the things that we've been charged with and automatically throw them out." --Sarah Palin, referring to a department that does not exist while attempting to explain why as president she wouldn't be subjected to the same ethics investigations that compelled her to resign as governor of Alaska, ABC News interview, July 7, 2009


Thank you Daniel Kurtzman for these quotes.

7 comments:

John B said...

Ahhh, well, that's where her honor belongs: on Fox with all the other folks who don't bother with facts and just spout whatever they feel like saying. You know, "The Truth".

I feel like the description of her job on Fox - host of an occasional special series of varying length - is very similar to how she approached the governorship of Alaska.

John B said...

Ahh, posted too soon. She's going to be on Larry King tonight talking about the conspiracy that got Obama elected. She's going to be talking about, you know, "The Truth".

mkm said...

BUT THAT'S WHY I LOVE HER!! SHE'S JUST LIKE ME!!!
GRRR....

Rebecca Waring said...
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Rebecca Waring said...

Does anyone else ever notice that the word verification letters are oddly apropos? This one says 'goved'. It's like something a Sarah Palin follower would say, "She goved Alaska". Past tense of govern.

Don Cummings said...

She did gov Alaska, Rebecca. And now she'll gov or fox on fox. She's hilarious. I can't get enough of her...sort of.

Yes Mary, she is JUST like you.

Oh John...the things we will watch her say and do!

Todd HellsKitchen said...

Think of all the fun you'll have compiling a new list... She's a walking mess...