The End

I am almost finished with this screenplay I have been writing for the wonderful guys who made the movie E______.

I love it and I am so ready to get the hell out of this chair! My lower back, all of it!

I do get up and walk around, but clearly, not enough.

This is a saying I’ve heard about creating something:

“You never really finish. You just abandon it.”

So, I am ready to abandon it, soon enough.

Like mothers from Sloatsburg, NY who can’t wait for their children to go off to college so they can get their nails done in peace, I, too, would like my screenplay to go off to some place better so I can beautify.