Helping you to help yourself, that is my goal for the upcoming few days.
As your online advice columnist, I can help you to BE HERE NOW, to FULLY EXPERIENCE THE WONDERS OF YOUR LIFE, and to understand the deep joy that it is TO REALLY BE YOURSELF!!!
So email me with your problem, anonymously, and I will help you unearth the answer to your problem that already exists, IN YOU!!!!!
Send anonymous emails to email@example.com You can set up a bogus account at yahoo OR just click the email link below this message right next to comments (it looks like a little white envelope with a black arrow pointing East) and fill out the form!
For YOUR NAME, put anything you want, for YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS put firstname.lastname@example.org for FRIEND'S EMAIL ADDRESS put email@example.com
Type your PROBLEM/QUESTION into the message area. If you run out of space, just type cont'd and send another email.
IT IS MY ABSOLUTE PLEASURE TO HELP YOU TO HELP YOURSELF. YOU ARE A CHILD OF THE UNIVERSE. YOU DESERVE TOTAL HAPPINESS!!!!!!!