Tuesday, April 19, 2005

North Mansfield Avenue: An Invasion of Mammals

First, we had a four-legged little girl.


Juanita with Water Feature

But even before her, we had her brother, but he died from a bite.


Howard in the World, Widder Mahoney Watches

But before the orange bruiser with a heart of gold died, we adopted the brother of both Juanita and Howard from a house loaded with ceramic clowns. In Torrance. And he lives with us, too.


Oliver Regards the Patio

The three pussies were found together on the Baja, four hours south of the border, and were smuggled into the U.S.

Then, one night, while I was going on a walk for exercise, you know, at 10pm like any normal person, I was followed home by this one.


Louise Yawns

But the weirdest one of all to infiltrate was the biped


Adam with Nasturtiums and Scissors

And now, we're a house of five mammals. But besides everyone being kind of hairy, there have been no live births and very little breast feeding.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

OK, let me get this straight... In this post we have Adam with scissors. In the previous post we have a not so pretty ending to a movie involving scissors and a reference to things flying through the air during a potentially emasculating earthquake.

If it weren't for the viagra post, I'd be worried and a bit queasy right now!

Anonymous said...

Ouch! Adam's shoulder looks dreadful.