Monday, November 06, 2006

What a World

For fun,

Why not grow some food on your front lawn? You own the land. Now eat the fresh food!

Eat Your Yard

Then, you can go visit your friends and bring them some of your extra carrots in your nonpolluting car.

LA Electric Cars

This company, among other ones, puts up this enticing website. But where’s the store? I can never seem to find the electric car dealership.

TANGO

And on a more ridiculous note...Eyes are opening. Many citizens of The United States are discovering that millions of men choose men when it comes to sex time. So one would think this country would simply calm down about the whole thing and just shrug their collective shoulders in disinterested acceptance and then with the next shrug agree to equal rights. South Dakota seems to be getting it. They are not leaning toward a same sex marriage ban. Many members of Haggard’s church were not outraged when they heard he was whooping it up with drugs and a male whore. They merely accepted it as a little bit o’ sin. Frankly, the Pastor Haggard may not be gay, but he sure does look and sound like a lot of musical theatre guys I’ve known. Whatever the case may be, why not just enjoy the day and love one another in the name of Christ and Cash?




Let’s get on with it. Gay men, straight men, bi-women (because all women are bi) and Trannies--- grow your yard food. Drive your 0 emissions cars. Get out of Iraq and don’t come back. It's time for something else.

2 comments:

Rebecca Waring said...

It's so bizarre. They are making a HUGE fuss that he had gay sex (not a crime, at least I don't think so in Colorado) between consenting adults. But no one seems particularly outraged that he bought methamphetimines - a felony and an industry that is killing people. I will never cease to be amazed at the so-called 'morals' of this country and the so-called 'Christians' in particular. That guy always had weirdo written all over him - not because he's gay but because he is living a total lie and wound tighter than a Tasmanian Devil.

Anonymous said...

I am torn about which right-wing defense of Haggard was better. One nominee came from from the Bush speechwriter who came up with the "Axis of Evil" line, David Frum. I call it "in defense of hypocracy"

Consider the hypothetical case of two men. Both are inclined toward homosexuality. Both from time to time hire the services of male prostitutes.
Both have occasionally succumbed to drug abuse.

One of them marries, raises a family, preaches Christian principles, and tries generally to encourage people to lead stable lives.

The other publicly reveals his homosexuality, vilifies traditional moral principles, and urges the legalization of drugs and prostitution.

Which man is leading the more moral life? It seems to me that the answer is the first one.

The second is from an evangelical blogger. I wonder what color his wife's burka is:

A wife who lets herself go and is not sexually available to her husband in the ways that the Song of Songs is so frank about is not responsible for her husband’s sin, but she may not be helping him either.

So the right is saying that it is either partially his wife's fault or that being a big fat liar is good, as long as it keeps others in the closet and unhappy. And THEY get called "values voters."