Thursday, August 05, 2010

Let's Make a List

1. This gay marriage thing. Come on Walker. Tear down that STAY. It’s not right. Tear it down, I say, like that Gorbachev wall.

2. It’s so hot and humid in New York, I actually feel like I am being born again.

3. So we have decided to go to Iceland.

4. Go to iTunes and buy Henry Wolfe’s SOMEONE ELSE. It’s great. And write a wonderful review.

5. Do not eat caramelized onions and expect an easy night.

6. My hair is turning gray. I probably need to eat more vegetables. Or get a time machine.

7. The recession is over. But the corporations are not spending any money on developing anything new. It’s their Fuck-You to the Democratic leadership of this country. And no one sees this as unpatriotic?

8. Loosen your coffers, Fortune 500’s, and hire some people and create some new things. It can’t all be about your little lives with its lush status quo, the polo ponies and the private jet trips to Cap d’Antibes. Can it?

9. Isn’t it more fun to be creative, anyway? Like, isn’t it more fun to make a papier maché bunny than it is to check your portfolio?

10. I could eat linguini with clam sauce every day. Gotta get some spinach.

1 comment:

Todd HellsKitchen said...

Linguine with Clam Sauce... Yum.