We Are Current, Continue

Goodbye to the Stay. How fascinating.

What saved us are the 18,000 same sex marriages that have been in full force in California for years. Oh, hm, how did that harm marriage in any way?

Hilarious time to be on the wrong side of history.

The horse is out of the barn.

Democracy always moves forward. Always.

And once California has 100,000 same sex marriages and all the almonds will not have rotted off the trees and all the wine will have continued to be sold at a fine clip and Hollywood will have kept producing its chuffastuff and straight people will have kept marrying or not and having babies or not and it will have all just chugged along and nothing really was ever a problem…well, I mean, come on.

Does it even need to go to the Supreme Court ever? I guess so South Carolina, Alabama and Utah will one day join the modern era—

Quit knuckle dragging, you bigoted hypocritically religious phobes.

The times they have a-changed.

And some kid in school, in 2110, will read about American history and how back in the day his laser-transsexual mother and her lady love at one time would hot have been given the same rights as a man and woman of another sexual identity and preference, and he will wonder how it could have ever been that way at all, ever. It does not make sense. He scratches his head. Goes outside to play. Because there will still be an outside.

If it’s in California, it’s forever.

I have always loved Schwarzenegger.

But I’m really mad, because now, I really want to marry three people or an animal. Or maybe a child or a plant.