Who can survive these endless gray days?
And now, Winter Storm Saturn?
I was hoping more for Need A Light Sweater Maureen.
And while we are on the subject of ridiculous names---I have come up with a couple new drag names that seem appropriate for these times:
Language: We need it. To convey meaning. To make ourselves laugh. To explode.
I need to learn German. Ich konne ein bischen Deutsch sprechen, aber…
My synesthesia just kicked in and I am enjoying the smell of hot pretzels with mustard. Oh wait, I’m delusional. I don’t have synesthesia. I just want to eat.
Does this blog post make me look fat?