Tuesday, March 05, 2013

The Blog of Crazy Early March

Who can survive these endless gray days?

And now,   Winter Storm Saturn?

I was hoping more for    Need A Light Sweater Maureen.

And while we are on the subject of ridiculous names---I have come up with a couple new drag names that seem appropriate for these times:

Ann Bush

Angie O’Plasty

Language: We need it.  To convey meaning. To make ourselves laugh. To explode.

I need to learn German. Ich konne ein bischen Deutsch sprechen, aber…

My synesthesia just kicked in and I am enjoying the smell of hot pretzels with mustard. Oh wait, I’m delusional. I don’t have synesthesia. I just want to eat.

Does this blog post make me look fat?

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