Tuesday, May 24, 2011

I Have Some Questions

Why do so many people loathe the idea of a strong benevolent Socialist government but gladly work for feudal modeled corporations that enslave them?

Why do people in the Midwest continue to deny climate change while their cities and lives are being flattened?

Why is everything loaded with garlic?

Why is it totally cool to have millions of dollars and then want millions more while others cheer you on to obtain it?

Why can’t I take a high speed train all across the continental United States in fifteen hours?

Why do people continue to buy horrible cheap shit that makes them fat and sick?

Why do people think they should have something for nothing?

Why are so many people flaming out publicly?

Why do we get old, the whole time pretending we are young?

Why don’t I own a Havanese?

Why do I continue to run the air conditioner when I know this is slowly eating up all the mountain tops in West Virginia?

Why do men from New Jersey wear clunky pinky rings?

Why is competition absolutely everything?

Why is it that even though I would like an economy based on compassion, I somehow understand that this is impossible? Is it because I have been brainwashed?

Why did I always try to impress people when, really, everyone was already so upset about themselves that all great deeds just made them feel even worse?

Why is there MRSA at all?

Why is the sun still here?

Why are we all alive right now and not at the point of true extinction?

Why are people having all these late life babies that might have had better brains if they had had them twenty years ago?

Why is rice pudding so tasty and empty?

Why do we look better when we are thin?

Why do I own such horrible headphones, taken from the back pouch of an American Airlines seat?

Why are clams so tasty in the same way in absolute value uniqueness that cashews are?

Why do things change so quickly and then we are so quick to make fun of how things just were? Is this part of the fear of time-death thing?

Why do I care?

3 comments:

Tandava (Carol Henning) said...
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Tandava (Carol Henning) said...

Answers here: Ask A Silly Question..."

Todd HellsKitchen said...

lol