I went to the school dance tonight. It was a deffinate pisser. I had so much fun. We banged into walls ran around the school. Beat up everyone and you name it we did it. I hope the next dance is even better.
In the Seventh Grade, I was a bit of a ruffian. I smoked cigarettes, smoked pot, drank and hung out with a rough girl named Jackie (my first girlfriend) who later became a lesbian. We would make out and then go around the school and terrorize people. We were even nastier at the ice skating rink, Sportorama, where we would body slam other skaters into the walls. One time Jackie turned on me and slammed me down hard and I hit my head on the ice. I pretended I was knocked out. For a while.