Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Has Everyone Gone Gay?

Another Republican Homosexual

You guys, you can smell the musky crotches coming together.

Gays want to get married, even conservative ones.

The time is here, nigh, now, and well, happening.

"Less government, more gay marriage?"

Or, “Don’t tread on me, but please sanction Bill and Bob with their love for each other?”

Or, “No future V.A.T. on the shiny new bikes that those dykes just rode in on.”

Something like that.

I give it a year…

2 comments:

John B said...

What's kind of ironic is that, really this is the core tenent of Libertarianism, and the basis of Conservative thought: Government should stay out of my personal affairs.

This is another reason why the Republicans are in such trouble: they've been going after Social conservatives, preaching deregulation, and yet pushing their own version of big government. It's all falling down around their ears.

So yeah! Go get married and support real traditional conservative values at the same time as a nice fringe benefit.

Don Cummings said...

Nice understanding of it, John. Yes, and I believe the Repubs are FEELING it fall down around their ears. Nice.