October 17, 2005

Let it be known.

I finished writing my book today.

It weighs in at 311 pages.

It's called OPEN TRENCH.

Here is the table of contents:

TO HOLLYWOOD
The Road So Traveled

Little Miss America
When No One Called, I Had to Answer
The Rashomon of Cousin Mickey
Oops, I Went Crazy
There’s No Free Lunch, Unless You’re Freddy Fishkin
Which Way to the Free Market?
Vanity’s Exhaustion

SMOGGY BOTTOM
Short and Tall Tales from Dreamland

Miss Teen U.S.A.
The Beta Male
The Literary Whore, a Commercial Construct
Hollywood is a Great Place for Drugs
Oh Hair
Cult Classic
Over Acting or Run to the Light Carol Anne
Let Me Eat Butter

PACIFIC GRIM
Loving and Dying in Los Angeles

Love Makes the World Get Round or My Life en Croute
Viagra: The Seven Suggestions
June and Fourth
I Came, I Saw, I Cankered
I Hate You
They Breed Horses, Don’t They?
Open Trench
Darwin Sails Away
Are You Willing to Die for Your Country?