Thursday, June 18, 2009

I Always Suspected the World Would End in

A HUGE FUNGUS!

I just finished reading a New Yorker article today from the May 25 issue. The mystery is solved. The frogs are all dying because of a fungus.

Yes, friends. Some British doctor in the 1930’s found a great pregnancy test could be had with some African frogs and a syringe.

Those frogs were then released into the world as a business, carrying fungus all over the place. The fungus did not affect the African frogs (clawed frogs, I think they called them). But the fungus sure didn’t agree with many other amphibian species.

Fungus also got into the bat population, killing them, too.

What is interesting is people say, “Global Warming!” for almost everything. But really, the problem is man. Whatever continent we show up on, the large mammals die--except for Africa, but only because it was not overrun with industry.

Friends, there are too many of us. It gets to a point when there are simply too many of us.

The only answer to quell this growth is rampant homosexuality and birth control for everyone else. Right?

Less strollers = less fungus among us.

I don’t want to go down in a sponge of fungus.

I never trusted the stuff. You need bleach to kill it. Who wants to spend their days bathing in and drinking bleach?

The three epic killers: Flood, Fire and Fungus.

1 comment:

katchaya said...

i whole heartedly agree. I have thought this for a very very long time. Too many people. We have overpopulations of wild animals (everything from insects to deer) we call it a plague. People figure out a way to kill them. But people have some silly right to exist ? i don't get it .
and yeah Fungus is gonna kill us except that i love to eat mushrooms and they are Fungi too.