After listing our apartment in Queens online (Craigslist) this is the amount of inquiries that we have received to see the apartment: 0
So it is high time we call a realtor, which I did, the one who got us two bids in one week the last time we listed the apartment.
Here she comes.
She takes 6% of the sale, which sort of makes my white flesh crawl. On the other hand, 94% is not a bad amount as long as she pushes this donkey high up the ladder.
I hate to be so crass, but I am.
If anyone wants to buy this groovin’ pad before 12PM East Coast Time, do come forward. It will be cheaper than when the realtor posts it.
Until then, I hope everyone is living the life they want to live in the space they want to live it in surrounded by mammals they feel are perfect at this time.