Friday, April 24, 2009

There's Got to Be a Morning After Pill

Plan B is so genius, it should thrill everyone. Not only do you NOT need a prescription, it’s not even abortion. It just keeps sperm and egg from uniting.

IT’S LIKE A CONDOM IN PILL FORM! (without the benefit of protecting you from disease, sad.)

But there it is! The magic pill we’ve all been waiting for. It stops conception from occurring. How brilliant. Even the Catholic church never stated, “Life begins at the moment sperm slops into the vagina.”

And what is the reaction of the conservative, anti-abortion right? They hate it.

At this point, you just have to think these people hate sex. Pure and simple. Sure, they don’t want to terminate pregnancies, but horrifyingly, these are people who think every sex act should happen after marriage and end with a baby. They are irresponsible, crazy people.

Plan B. It’s the plan you come up with when the human race has multiplied like rabbits and half those rabbits are insane.

4 comments:

Todd HellsKitchen said...

Yup. They hate sex.

Rebecca Waring said...

Actually I think they are probably completely addicted to sex in every abnormal psychology permutation you can think of. That's why they have to be so rigid in their fearful control.

40licious said...

Honestly, PLAN B makes you so, so, sick and it is such an unpleasant experience that you realize ANY other form of birth control is preferable. Even giving birth might be better, at least you get a baby out of it.

Anonymous said...

I agree with Rebecca, only I think it's the pastors who have the addiction and are projecting it out onto their unwitting, unthinking followers. Mother/Judith